Monday, November 1, 2010

November Writin' #1-- "Lit"

So just me and my friends have decided we're going to try to write at least 750 words, so I'm going to be posting them up on the ol' blog here. So here's the first, it's just a short story, I might make it part of an anthology, not sure yet. 


Thomas sat in the backyard of his house, the air calm and quiet, it was a Saturday morning. While he was only seven years old, his parents felt he was responsible enough to take care of himself, as long as he stayed home. He didn’t mind being alone, he had found a new game to play. He smiled as he struck the match on the box he had taken from his father’s night stand. Thomas lowered the lit stick to a piece of paper, it moved slowly down the white expanse. He loved to watch the flames twirl and flicker as if dancing, he would become hypnotized.


The red hot flames crept along the paper, leaving only blackened ash. Since he had found this wonderful toy he had spent many mornings lighting random pieces of paper on fire and watching them burn, but today Thomas decided that today he would make the biggest fire yet. The fire had devoured most of the paper, leaving only a sliver.

Thomas picked himself up and walked inside the house, he needed something before he could play. Rummaging through the kitchen he found what he was looking for in the fourth cabinet, underneath the sink. Thomas had seen his father use this before when he cooked with the grill, it made the fire bigger. It looked like water, but Thomas could tell it was different, it smelled funny. He had just begun to learn to read, and he was proud that he could make out the word “lighter”, but the other word was odd, he spelled it out, f-l-u-i-d, but he didn’t know how to pronounce it. He placed the box of matches and the strange liquid into his Spiderman backpack.

He adjusted his blue cap and tightened the Velcro of his light up shoes as he prepared to go on an adventure. Thomas had decided he wanted to go somewhere special so he left his house and began to walk down the sidewalk. The small town of Crimshaw was quiet today, and aside from the occasional car driving by Thomas didn’t see any adults. The sidewalk came to an abandoned strip mall, the windows of the stores broken, the paint on the building faded. From where he stood, something in the alleyway between what used to be a hair salon and what used to be an electronics store; it was a large green dumpster. Thomas walked up to it, he looked around, no one.

Using a milk crate, he was barely able to see over the ledge of the dumpster. He could see rags in the dumpster; he was excited to see how it would burn. He took the cap off the strange water and poured it all into the dumpster. As he struck the match he thought he heard a noise, looking around he didn’t see anyone, so he continued to light the match. He held the match in his hand and watched the flame slowly move across the stick. He dropped it, the tiny flame quickly spread across the rags. This was not the same kind of fire he had come to love. This was a ravenous, hungry creature violent lashing the sides of the dumpster. Horrible dark fumes began to rise; Thomas coughed as the smoke hit his nostrils. He fell off the milk crate; he quickly pushed himself against the other wall of the alley.

A rumbling shook the dumpster, so violently that the heavy metal lid fell down. Smoke billowed out of the every hole it could find. An orange glow from inside grew brighter and brighter, then Thomas could hear screaming. What started as panicked mumbling became incoherent screeching. The thing inside the dumpster vainly hit the lid, it barley moving. Another burst was quickly followed by a hand pushing its way through the crack. It was red and bloody, steam came off of it.

The hand pushed harder revealing an arm it was blistered and bloody. The thing in the dumpster continued to scream, Thomas couldn’t move at all. A shoulder pushed through followed by a head, it’s hair smoldering. The burnt man stared at Thomas his mouth agape; he let out a stuttered groan as he fell, unmoving. Thomas walked up to the man, halfway in the still burning dumpster. Thomas bent down and picked up his Spiderman backpack, putting the box of matches inside the bag. He ran, out of the alleyway, down the sidewalk back to his home. He quickly grabbed a piece of paper, and ran to the backyard. He sat down, wiping a tear from his cheek. He lit the paper, his heart filled with terror. Within the flame Thomas could swear he could see a pair of bloodshot eyes staring back. 

Sunday, October 31, 2010

My Top Ten Horror Movies

Well, Halloween is here, so I thought the best way to celebrate would be to create a list of my favorite horror movies. This isn't the list of movies I find the most scary, just the movies that I enjoyed the most out of. 


10. The Thing (1982)-While the original has a lot going for it, it's the remake that really has some true terror in it. The story of scientist trapped in an Arctic research site with a blood thirsty alien who can replicate other living organisms. Just the idea that this creature can take on any form it wants gives the movie an air of tension and paranoia. The alien is unsettling and terrifying all at the same time.
9.Halloween (1978)- What kind of horror movie list would be complete without the quintessential Halloween movie? John Carpenter struck gold when he spray painted a Captain Kirk mask white and created a horror icon. If you're gonna see one horror movie this Halloween, make sure it's this one, just make sure you avoid the Rob Zombie remake...



 8. Amityville Horror (1979)- I've never been too scared of the whole "haunted house" type of movie, but this one totally got to me. The story of the family being actively attacked by the evil spirits in their new home. I wouldn't say that the remake is bad, but the original just has more fright to it. It's the kind of movie that'll have you jump at every creaky door and flickering light you encounter. 


7. Them! (1954)- One of the movies I grew up watching, this film is completely under appreciated. A cautionary tale of atomic testing and experimentation as a group of people take on an army of giant ants. The main reason this film has stuck with me for so long is due to the sound the ants make. Their high pitched screech has been burned into my memory.




6.The Fly (1986)- Jeff Goldblum turns into a man-fly...need I say more? This film uses very disturbing imagery and a very disturbing idea and it goes a long way, making this a very memorable movie. Goldblum does a great job, this character goes through a lot of change, and he conveys that emotion very well. The effects are top notch and are still pretty impressive by today's standards. This is a film that all "transformation" movies can learn a thing or two from.



5. Trick r' Treat (2007)- This one came out of nowhere for me. I had never heard much about it, on a whim I rented...this one of the best "horror anthologies" out there. The film takes place in a small town on Halloween, and follows the nights of several different people. This is a very dark and, at times, funny movie, and it tries to be a perfect horror story, no cutesy fairy tale endings here, just pure mayhem.



4. Shaun of the Dead (2004)- On the lighter side of horror is a great zombie comedy (zombedy?) that excels at every level. The movie follows title character, Shaun as he tries survive with family and friends after there has been a full scale zombie outbreak. It's a very witty, well written story, with like able characters and some pretty funny scenes fighting the undead. Edgar Wright is a great director and his style applied to zombie is awesome.



3. Cube (1997)- This movie is kind of the ancestor to movies like "Saw." The whole film revolves around a group of people who wake up to find themselves trapped in a giant puzzle. Every room is a large cube, but some rooms contain traps, such as spraying acid, sharp spikes, and the occasional wire mesh. It does a lot more than most modern horror films do, and the pay off is a very creepy movie.  
                    

2. The Ring (2002)- This movie gave me my fair share of sleepless nights. There's just something about Japanese style horror that really gets to me. The story is about a creepy tape with a pinchant for murdering people seven days after seeing it, and it falls to Rachel Keller (Naomi Watts) to solve the mystery of the creepy television girl, Samara. The idea of this "curse" hanging over Rachel just gives the film a very intriguing pace. "The video" still manages to freak me out a little, and I will definitely freak out if my TV ever turns on by itself.


1. Saw (2004)- The moment the movie started I knew I was in for a very good movie. This movie can be both mentally and visually frightening at times. I want to reveal as little of this movie as possible so I'll say this much; two men find themselves chained up in a dingy bathroom and the only way out of the chains is with a hacksaw...to cut through their feet. This movie is so good, it will leave you guessing the whole way through, and it has one of my favorite endings in a movie of all time.



If you like horror, See This Movie! 




Have an awesome Halloween! 

Friday, October 22, 2010

Quick Plug--Barely Artsy

Just realized I haven't done a single blog post all month, i am quite behind. So instead of trying to go back and review all the movies that i've seen the past couple weeks I'm just gonna pick up again in a week or two. Until then i'm gonna work on the other blog "Barely Artsy." So here's my latest work and a link to the other blog. 

Monday, September 13, 2010

2010's Best Summer Movie of 2010-Round 2

It's been awhile but it's time for the next round in my quest to find the best Summer movie of 2010!


Round 2--Plot
     what is going on in these films? Here i'll just look at what it is these movies are all about.

INCEPTION--Don't worry this is going to be a spoiler free as possible. When you really look at what this film is about it's two things, a heist film and a redemption story. That's all i'm gonna say about that, but what a great story. Going into this film i wasn't really sure what to expect, and that really was the best way to experience it. There's a strong narrative and it never lets up, its intense the whole way through.

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE UNIVERSE--This is a fairly simple love story. Boy meets girl, boy dates girl...boy has to fight seven evil exes to continue dating girl. It really is a nice twist on the typical romance story, and just like the opening of the film, it is all done in a frantic and exciting pace. At times it might feel like it moves a little too fast, but in the end it works very well with the way the film works.

TOY STORY 3-- Possibly one of the saddest films in awhile. The plot of Toy Story 3 is a very sentimental one, with lots of moments of nostalgia thrown in. It's done very well though, and never feels like Pixar is just out to make everyone depressed. It is probably the most grounded of the plots, odd since it's a animated film, but it was a very well crafted story.

WINNER--INCEPTION
 What a great plot, truly one of the best stories of any film this year. Scott Pilgrim was a little too simplistic and Toy Story didn't really throw any really heavy ideas at you. Inception sought out to take its wild plot and just envelope the audience in their world, and it is a very effective effort. There are entire scenes in that film where you are 100% dedicated to watching characters interact on the screen. Christopher Nolan has once again crafted a world that is fantastical but at the same time very believeable.

 If you're keeping score that's one for Inception and one for Scott Pilgrim, will Toy Story 3 make a comeback? Stay tuned for the next round... The Soundtrack!

Quick Thought

Haven't blogged in awhile so I thought I'd put this up before I went to class. Still working on the "Best movie of 2010" so round 2 will be up pretty soon. There are also several movies i've recently seen that I'll probably put up reviews for. Also, for those that followed, all 2 of you, I deleted the game blog, I don't play enough games to throw up a review on a regular basis, but I will continue to post game reviews on this blog. One last thing before I go, The art blog is going to be the new place I post all my work, im debating whether or not I should continue posting work on Facebook, idk, i'll figure it out eventually. Well I probably should get to class...

Tuesday, August 17, 2010

2010's Best Summer Movie of 2010-Round 1

So it's easy to narrow down my three favorite films of the summer. It comes down to "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World", "Inception" and "Toy Story 3", but which is the best? That is why I'm getting to the nitty gritty and really analyzing what makes these movies good and stacking them up against one another. This is just for fun, these are all great movies everyone should see, but which one is...THE GREATEST MOVIE OF SUMMER 2010!!!

ROUND 1-- The Opening/Beginning/Start

Why not start at the very beginning, let's look at how each movie kicks off the action.

INCEPTION-- We open on Leonardo DiCaprio lying face down in the sand on the beach. He sees children and he is quickly whisked away to speak with a mysterious old man. This little bit of random is a nice piece placed here to keep the audience wondering what exactly is going on in this film. As the film keeps going it becomes more clear what's going on, but I won't talk too much about it, don't want to spoil anything. Nolan knows how to start a movie from "Memento" to "Dark Knight" his films do a great job of getting people hooked quickly. The minute this scene ended I knew I was in for a wild ride.  

SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD--The film starts with a 16-bit "Universal Studios" logo even with music that sounds like it's straight out of a Super Nintendo Game. The main characters are inroduced and Michael Cera greets his highschool girlfriend who has arrived to watch the garage band "Sex Bob-omb" practice. As the music gets going, the camera pans out, the title is etched above the band...then it gets awesome. These opening credits are some of the most energitc, exciting and entertaining credits I have seen in a long time. Insane colors flicker on the screen as the credits roll, while the grungy garage band style of "Sex Bob-omb" blares.The imagery and the music got me more pumped for the rest of the film than I thought I ever could.

TOY STORY 3--The beginning of this movie is starkly different from the other "Toy Story" films, we see the action through Andy's eyes. An epic bridge explosion, force field eating dogs and...of course, death by monkeys. This is all great, really showing off how far Pixar has come since the simpler days of the orginal "Toy Story." Then the movie cuts to the point of view of Andy's mom filming him playing with his toys, cue the Randy Newman. and let the nostalgia roll over you. This is a nice little opening kind of catching the film up to present day, showing moments of Andy's life with the toys. Heartstrings are tugged, and warm feelings are felt in this pleasent reminder that I loved "Toy Story" as a kid.

THE WINNER--"Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World"
"Inception" was mysterious, "Toy Story 3" was sentimental, and "Scott Pilgrim" was...EPIC. This movie begins fairly calmly but the second Kim Pine yells "We are Sex Bob-omb!", the music starts, and camera slowly pulls back, you get an inkling that this movie is going to be quite a rollercoaster. If you read the books this is awesome because you're seeing this awesome story come to life, and if you haven't read the books it's something fairly unique and hopefully something exciting. I feel very sure in saying that this is one of my favorite opening scenes in a movie ever...EVER.  

Stay tuned for round 2...THE PLOT!

Saturday, August 14, 2010

1-UP: "Scott Pilgrim Vs.The World" Review

     This is a very very unique film. One that combines a mundane romance story with the frantic action of a video game. Based on a graphic novel this movie was tasked with cramming six books into 112 minutes. With a lot of visual flair, and a hint of indie-retro style, this film is does a good job at making the screen very eye catching, unfortunately the plot falters slightly in it's attempt to bring the series to the screen.

     Michael Cera is Scott Pilgrim, a 20-something bassist in the garage band "Sex Bob-omb" (That's just one of the many game references in the movie). Scott falls in love with the mysterious Ramona Flowers (Mary Elizabeth Winstead) after he sees in her in a dream. Things get crazy quickly when Scott finds out that to date Ramona he must defeat her 7 evil exes. That is really the extent of the story, but it is executed very well.

     If you can't tell there is a lot of fighting in this movie. The fight scenes are packed with constant action and it all maintains a very comic/video game feel to them, even to the point where Pilgrim gets a combo meter fighting an enemy. Each fight is entertaining in it's own way, and there isn't that much repetition. The scenes without fighting are pretty good to, thanks largely to the talented cast.

    While the film does have a very good cast, there are so many people in the film that it seems like some of the best characters are barely on screen. The main actors are great Cera and Winstead play off each other well. Scott's roommate Wallace Wells (Kieran Culkin) does a good job of playing the character to call Scott to action. Scott's other friends/band mates Kim Pine (Alison Pill) Stephen Stills (Mark Webber) and Young Neil (Johnny Simmons) are about as accurate to the book as you could ever get.
Just a few of the characters

     The only problem in with the story is that the 7 evil exes, while still fairly enjoyable in the movie, were much more fleshed out in the books. Each villain (except exes 5&6,the twins) got a whole book, this allowed for bigger roles. Two of the exes (my favorite ones), Todd Ingram (Brandon Routh) and Roxy Richter (Mae Whitman), encountered Pilgrim several times before actually being defeated. This is a minor complaint though, because when they are on screen they are very enjoyable to watch.

    Speaking of watching, like I stated before, this movie is visually captivating in a way that I haven't seen in a while. From the crazy opening credits to the final battle, everything is full of color. The effects are pretty much cgi, but it is not a downfall of the film. The world is mashed up with pixelation and fights that defy every law of science.
Like this, except crazier
  Sometimes movies have and alright right soundtrack, and sometimes movies are like "Scott Pilgrim" and have one of the best soundtracks of the year. The music for the band "Sex-Bob-omb", a very garage band style, was created by Beck, and it's some of the best stuff I've heard from him in awhile. Mixed in with this is some indie music and even a brief piece of classic "Legend of Zelda" tunes. To make matters even more awesome the film's score is great too, mixing intense fanfare of action movies with the bleeps and boops of video games.

    This movie is so close to being perfect it kind of sucks that it falls victim to the problem most "books to movies" face, there's just too much to put into one film. There are so many characters, places, and scenarios in the movie that it feels overloaded, and it doesn't even get everything onto the screen. If the film could maybe be split in two it might have work, but alas the one will have to do.

    That is not saying that it isn't everything it could be. "Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World" is the best condensing that could ever be down to a great graphic novel. It gets just enough of the books in it to make it very very appealing. So if you enjoyed the movie, check out the books! They are quite an enjoyable read, and there's more to enjoy.

    From the visuals to the music to the actors everything works well in the movie. It all fits together like some big crazy indie-videogame-comic book homage that guarantees to entertain. The movie knows full well how absurd it is and embraces that fact and takes it full force. If you like video games, comics, and/or Michael Cera check out this movie! It's not perfect, but it's a pretty good 4 outta 5!